Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Adam Richman is a douche


A couple weeks ago two of my friends were grabbing drinks at a local bar here in Boulder. And who walks in? None other than Adam "Fat Cunt" Richman. This story contains more details than I want to include so I will cut to the point. Adam Richman was a total pre-madonna and treated my friends like shit. He also was accompanied by a woman. My friends claim she was pretty cute, but lets not kid ourselves, she was a fucking skank.
Regardless of how skanky this chick was she left with "Fat Cunt" Richman and went back to his hotel room.
How do you live with yourself after you fuck this distgusting oaf. Really, how do you not walk into the hotel bathroon and cut your own throat while hanging yourself with a belly full of pills and listerine. The slut Adam Richman fucked probably did but the travel channel has a good PR team so I never heard about it.
I feel bad because I know perfectly normal guys who struggle with the ladies. Then they have go to the bars every night and look around and see Adam Richman's tub o' lard and titties body all over half decent skanks. If I was single and lonely I would be going straight for the listerine bottle too.
I would totally turn into that chick from intervention who chugs mouthwash and passes out in her front yard when her kids are getting off the school bus. The only difference? People wouldn't hate on me as much because I would just tell them that I saw Adam "I love cock" Richaman scoring at a bar.
Why do you hate Adam so much?
Because his show is on right now and though I like the show I can't stand him and his bullshit. Plus look how sweet the photo above is.

81 comments:

  1. Pre-Madonna? Really? Prima Donna, more likely. :)

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  2. LOL! Pre-madonna indeed

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  3. Adam Richman is the biggest joke on TV. How the fuck did this guy land his own TV show. "Today on Man Vs Food, Adam Richman eats a tribe of Ethiopians with a time limit of 30 minutes. He finished them in 12 minutes"

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  4. Haha, nice one Kristen. But I agree, he is a bag of dog shit..

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  5. I ran into him at a restaurant in Hawaii...I agree...a f*ckin douchebag.

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  6. All I can say about this is.....
    I lol'd.
    Very nicely done, blogger.
    I lol'd until I couldn't anymore.

    P.S. what do you think of Guy Fieri?

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  7. Pre-madonna?? Learn to spell.

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  8. this is awesome. I found people who hate that fat fuck as much as I do

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  9. why do you hate him he does not seem that bad

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  10. Nice one, actually watching his show now....why do we need to have re-caps every 5 minutes....obvious whats happening on his show....he talks bollocks and fails to eat meals that dont actually look that big.
    Ive had bigger shits than some of his fails.

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  11. he's a nice bloke, bumped into him, he was with some friends and they didnt seem like douce bags

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  12. He is a bitch, I tweeted about his weight gain, so he sent me pvt msgs saying how big he is and how I would die as nothing. Fuckin douche. Glad he did it though I'm gonna use it on my own cooking show. www.facebook.com/midnightmunchiesshow

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  13. leave him alone r i will fuck u all up pussy punk bitch

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    1. You won't do shit, Frankel.

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    2. You won't do shit you fat fuck. Fuck that Jew whale. If he ever comes back to SD ANSI see him, I'll gladly serve time for assault on his fat ass.
      And same for you Frankel

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  14. He fits the cliche of 'Morbidly Obese Fat Assed Annoying Greedy Yanky Cunt' we have here in Europe... Only in America would they make an event (and tv show) of a fat fuck eating like a pig with equally mornic numb nuts cheering him on... U.S.A - U.S.A... Fucking pathetic!

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    1. Go brush your teeth you disgusting little prick. Someone with a country filled with fucked up teeth shouldn't be talking shit on anybody. Your breath smells like my balls after working out. And teeth are fucking disgusting. All you Brits have fucked up teeth. I've seen better dental hygiene in Sub Saharan Africa.
      You fucks are gross.

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    2. you watch simsons too much you fat yank cunt

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    3. All brits..... You fuckin yank let's spank a plank twat. Av u seen av your fuckin hillbillys with no teeth and shaggin there mums and cousins... Fuck me even your president ain't a yank he's an afghan ... Wanker

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