Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Adam Richman is a douche
A couple weeks ago two of my friends were grabbing drinks at a local bar here in Boulder. And who walks in? None other than Adam "Fat Cunt" Richman. This story contains more details than I want to include so I will cut to the point. Adam Richman was a total pre-madonna and treated my friends like shit. He also was accompanied by a woman. My friends claim she was pretty cute, but lets not kid ourselves, she was a fucking skank.
Regardless of how skanky this chick was she left with "Fat Cunt" Richman and went back to his hotel room.
How do you live with yourself after you fuck this distgusting oaf. Really, how do you not walk into the hotel bathroon and cut your own throat while hanging yourself with a belly full of pills and listerine. The slut Adam Richman fucked probably did but the travel channel has a good PR team so I never heard about it.
I feel bad because I know perfectly normal guys who struggle with the ladies. Then they have go to the bars every night and look around and see Adam Richman's tub o' lard and titties body all over half decent skanks. If I was single and lonely I would be going straight for the listerine bottle too.
I would totally turn into that chick from intervention who chugs mouthwash and passes out in her front yard when her kids are getting off the school bus. The only difference? People wouldn't hate on me as much because I would just tell them that I saw Adam "I love cock" Richaman scoring at a bar.
Why do you hate Adam so much?
Because his show is on right now and though I like the show I can't stand him and his bullshit. Plus look how sweet the photo above is.